Whimsical Fuckery: Archive

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

29,079 notes

Fuck you.

the end.

Feb 24th

sailornelly asked: please tell me you are gonna be at CCR v MRD? -fingers crossed-

Feb 24th

sailornelly asked: I secretly (and publicly) think you are AWESOME! :)

Feb 24th

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...

aww go on.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 21st

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Do my teammate a favour and click like on this... →

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 12th

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2 tags

Feb 4th

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2 tags

Jan 31st

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Jan 27th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

39,216 notes

Zodiac Blues

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

Jan 12th

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Jan 11th

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HELLO! I'M A SHOUTY MAN!: Psychopath vs. Psychotic →

killer-junction: Psychopath: Technically, psychopaths aren’t legally insane. They know the difference between right and wrong. They are rational, often highly intelligent people. Some are capable of great charm. Indeed, the scariest thing about them is that they seem so normal….

Jan 9th

166 notes

doing it right

Jan 5th

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9 year old me on neopets

Tiki Tack Man: Oh dear, that's not a winning ticket :( ... but you win a Booby Prize!!! 
Me: BOOBY PRIZE.
 BOOBY
 OH MAN
 BOOBY HAHAHAAHA
 OH MY GOD

Jan 5th

831 notes

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Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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TYPE YOUR NAME: Ash TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: zxnh TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: ash SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Jan 2nd

Dec 26th

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend

Dec 22nd

36,938 notes

2 tags